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What is the worse thing your dog has ever chewed up or ingested?

motolyn

motolyn

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Hector said:
sigh...I totally know what you mean from the hey doggies to the WTF !!!.........grrrrrrrrrrrr LOL poor you. At least the blinds were not completely out of the box and chewed to bits right?
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I couldn't even begin to process the damage Brutus caused. After telling him to go out into the back yard I went straight into the kitchen to make dinner cause I didn't even know where to start cleaning up nor did I want to face it. Hahaha... good thing he only chewed a corner of the blinds, it was the bottom and like 10 blades. But those blinds are pretty heavy and for him to pull it like 10 feet, I am impressed.
 
Hector

Hector

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motolyn said:
I couldn't even begin to process the damage Brutus caused. After telling him to go out into the back yard I went straight into the kitchen to make dinner cause I didn't even know where to start cleaning up nor did I want to face it. Hahaha... good thing he only chewed a corner of the blinds, it was the bottom and like 10 blades. But those blinds are pretty heavy and for him to pull it like 10 feet, I am impressed.
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And your signature line fits the bill! Man I really don't know what goes through these doggie minds when the human is not home. It's like seek and destroy for some of these guys lol. Sounds like you got home in time before he was out of things to destroy and decided to go back to the box of blinds...poor human poor poor human
 
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M & M

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Midas & Max the couch & worse was my 150 oz perfume.... Lily my new I love them so much boots.....
 
Mamacast

Mamacast

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While camping this summer our 4 mo. CC decided to use the end of my fly rod as a toothpick. Fly rod was on the picnic table so apparently all he had to do was look up and start gnawing. The worst part was I had just rigged it up so had to re rig with another rod. (Fly fishers will understand!) Fly rod now on it's way to the manufacturer for replacement.:(
 
Bailey's Mom

Bailey's Mom

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2nd Chance said:
Funniest: a pink rubber washing up glove, 'waving' at us from dogs butt.
Worst: stopped at traffic lights, in a small town, our dog lept from back seat, through open window of car, over fence, through open window of house, and then reappears, with a roast leg of lamb in his chops. jumped back through window, led on back seat and proceeded to banquet. Very angry woman comes out of house shouting, the lights went green, i looked at my hubby, and we grinned as he put his foot down lol
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Hysterical! One of my other dogs took a roasted chicken out of the roasting pan. I had the pan out sitting on the rack, I went to find the baster and GONE! Following the trail of grease led to the culprit cowering under the table. He was grease from ear to ear, deeply in shit, and not a bit remorseful...he'd eaten half of it. When my husband came home the dog had the nerve to hide behind my knees. LMAO.
 
srmorris87

srmorris87

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So far... She chewed through a light cord.... While it was plugged in! I have yet to figure out how she is still alive!
 
DMikeM

DMikeM

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Well she destroyed the therapeutic dog bed yesterday. Now the big dogs don't have a comfy spot to lay on. I think she is frustrated from missing classes. Her trainers mom passed away so classes have been canceled for the last 3 sessions.
 
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Verhinesk

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Yesterday, Gus, our 17 week-old EM pulled a bottle of merlot out of the wine rack and broke it. My son sent me a text image of the "crime scene"--we have white tile. Evidently Gus liked the taste of the wine. Nonetheless, we moved the rest of the bottles to another less reachable location.
 
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raji

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I got my first dog while I was in college, his mother was hybrid wolf, father was newfoundland. Odd mix but one of the most amazing dogs ever-more stories than I can even remember! One summer, I was living with 3 other girls and one of them sublet for the summer to a girl we all knew, but, personally, I never could stand her(don't think she was exactly fond of me, either!) Cody apparently picked up on my feelings for her, because he f***ed with her all summer! But his best attempt to get her to move out happened one weekend when she was away. I went out on a Friday night with the other two roommates and came home(not exactly sober) to what appeared to have been gruesome multiple homicide in her room! Being cheap college students we had bought an economy super size squeeze bottle of ketchup-that somehow Cody got a hold of, took it down the hall to her room(and not one spot anywhere else in the place) and proceeded to sling the entire bottle, all over her room, ceiling included! It was pretty horrifying at first glance-only thing missing was a body or two! Sadly, all the punishment I could muster was a hug! But, I did spend the rest of the weekend cleaning. What I would havegiven for a hidden camera to see him in action!
 
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Verhinesk

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raji said:
I got my first dog while I was in college, his mother was hybrid wolf, father was newfoundland. Odd mix but one of the most amazing dogs ever-more stories than I can even remember! One summer, I was living with 3 other girls and one of them sublet for the summer to a girl we all knew, but, personally, I never could stand her(don't think she was exactly fond of me, either!) Cody apparently picked up on my feelings for her, because he f***ed with her all summer! But his best attempt to get her to move out happened one weekend when she was away. I went out on a Friday night with the other two roommates and came home(not exactly sober) to what appeared to have been gruesome multiple homicide in her room! Being cheap college students we had bought an economy super size squeeze bottle of ketchup-that somehow Cody got a hold of, took it down the hall to her room(and not one spot anywhere else in the place) and proceeded to sling the entire bottle, all over her room, ceiling included! It was pretty horrifying at first glance-only thing missing was a body or two! Sadly, all the punishment I could muster was a hug! But, I did spend the rest of the weekend cleaning. What I would havegiven for a hidden camera to see him in action!
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I'll try to post Gus's crime scene photo tomorrow. I had a Great Dane many years ago, and he strung a 5# bag of flour all over the house one night.
 
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Aqua Beowulf

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kuvant chew all my shoes when he was a puppy, he leave pieaces all over house, I get so disapointed, I give him a time out
 
rangermom

rangermom

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This is the best. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying!!

Betsy has ripped up toilet paper, paper towel, and any magazine she can find.

She has eaten and swallowed 3 homework assignments, multiple socks, headbands, doll dresses, legos, asphalt, rocks and a couple of bunnies. She poops everything out. When we scoop poop now it's like an adventure and the neighbors must think we're crazy. My daughter and I inspect every pile to see what bizarre thing she has eaten and have a leisurely conversation about it. "Hey what do you think this bright pink thing is in her poo? Is it a sock?" "No mom. That's my doll's dress."

She has chewed up all 6 chairs of my dining set, and the base of the table. She also has pulled open all of my throw pillows and eats the stuffing, which she poops out.

She really is a horrible monster!
 
Hector

Hector

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rangermom said:
"Hey what do you think this bright pink thing is in her poo? Is it a sock?" "No mom. That's my doll's dress."
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:lolbangtable:! I never believed the "my dog ate my homework" excuse. I guess it's true lol. I have to say you two are very lucky that she passes everything without a problem!
 
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