What is the worse thing your dog has ever chewed up or ingested?

[Smokeycat]

Nope, one pair at a time and it's happened 3 or 4 times. I just usually blame her for leaving them where he can get them. I keep all of my footwear in the closet.

Jiggers destroyed almost all of my shoes while I was at work one day when he was 3-4 months old. My roommate let him out of her sight for 15-20 minutes. I was left with 3 pairs of shoes: work boots, winter boots and sandals. I don't think I've left a shoe out since then, neither has she.

 

[M & M]

Ok I raised two Kray Kray EM's & then hell on heels Lily buttttt the boyz OMG always something.... Funniest was dryer sheet Midas ate & I had to chase him around yard to yank the white flag out of his ass..... Worst toss up between my couch, kitchen sheetrock & my oooooo so expensive parfumie...... The one that pissed me off the most was my Oh so comfy Guess boots Max ate.... But thru all of those nothing they did mattered..... They are & will always be my lover boyz, shit happens, dogs/puppies are who they are & things can be replaced but not your big heads....

 

[Cody]

Worst was our Boxer Joe ate a baby soother, which in itself wasn't that bad, it was the 3500$ surgery to have it removed from his intestine that really sucked.

 

[Saunders]

When I brought Roman home, he was 21 months of big dog energy, but I, being a new mastiff mommy, was not ready to put him outside when I was not home...I was quickly convinced he was ready, willing, and needed more to keep him occupied when I came home to find three corners of my almost new dining table chewed down to nubs. I had been thinking he would lie on the floor and chew things or maybe steal food (which he never has.). I never once thought about standing and gnawing the house down.

Other than that, he has only mauled my eyeglasses. My mama always told me not to get too attached to material things.

 

[Hector]

Worst was our Boxer Joe ate a baby soother, which in itself wasn't that bad, it was the 3500$ surgery to have it removed from his intestine that really sucked.

Wow, that does suck

 

[Hector]

When I brought Roman home, he was 21 months of big dog energy, but I, being a new mastiff mommy, was not ready to put him outside when I was not home...I was quickly convinced he was ready, willing, and needed more to keep him occupied when I came home to find three corners of my almost new dining table chewed down to nubs. I had been thinking he would lie on the floor and chew things or maybe steal food (which he never has.). I never once thought about standing and gnawing the house down.

Other than that, he has only mauled my eyeglasses. My mama always told me not to get too attached to material things.

That's good advice, but eyeglasses are kind of important lol

 

[first english]

We have a Golden that is in love with bread once he eat a dozen kaiser rolls from the kitchen counter all at once. Gus the 9 month old EM eat a pound of butter not once but twice that didn't sit well with his stomach, he also eat two pairs of my wife's 300 dollar birkenstock sandals that didn't sit well with her.

 

[rdryan]

Xerxes the CC/EM mix hasn't destroyed anything here but we didn't have him during teething.
We did have an Airedale who ate a small can of tuna. I was unpacking groceries and it fell out of the bag and rolled across the floor and "gulp", gone. Passed it whole too later the next day. That dog also ate a bright pink housecoat tie..... had to help pull it out his butt the next day. Must have swallowed it whole because it came out intact. LOL

 

[2nd Chance]

Funniest: a pink rubber washing up glove, 'waving' at us from dogs butt.
Worst: stopped at traffic lights, in a small town, our dog lept from back seat, through open window of car, over fence, through open window of house, and then reappears, with a roast leg of lamb in his chops. jumped back through window, led on back seat and proceeded to banquet. Very angry woman comes out of house shouting, the lights went green, i looked at my hubby, and we grinned as he put his foot down lol

 

[Kujo]

wow

 

[Hector]

Don't you love it when you gotta pull shit out of your dog's ass?? Good thing I only needed to pull out clumpy strands of grass - otherwise I would have puked before I could be done.

 

[2nd Chance]

And its a good job they dont tell you, yes, this pup shows much promise for devouring sofa's, antique cabinets, designer clothes, and you'll become a layman proctologist quickly.

 

[motolyn]

Brutus' first offense was the remote to our AV system and a Wii remote. I'm sad I didn't get pics of that mess but he did quite a number, in the same offense I realized he started chewing the corners of the coffee table and ate one of our coffee table books about puppy love. We never had an issue with him chewing on things before so we totally believed him to be trust worthy of having free roam of the house. But we thought ok we'll hide the remotes it was our fault. Bought them more chew toys.

Then came the second offense, he tore apart one of my wedding presents from my husband's family a book on Denmark culture and country. Along with that countless magazines, my favorite blanket and flip flops. At first I thought well can't all be Brutus but looking at the damage the teeth marks matched the mastiff and not the weim. Poor Maus though got pushed into the backyard along with Brutus for punishment. Below is a pic of the troublesome twosome.



Later on found out the big lug nut chewed the handles of our wheel barrow and no matter how crazy he chews we still love Brutus. Slobbery jowls and all.

 

[cookiedough39]

Funniest: a pink rubber washing up glove, 'waving' at us from dogs butt.
Worst: stopped at traffic lights, in a small town, our dog lept from back seat, through open window of car, over fence, through open window of house, and then reappears, with a roast leg of lamb in his chops. jumped back through window, led on back seat and proceeded to banquet. Very angry woman comes out of house shouting, the lights went green, i looked at my hubby, and we grinned as he put his foot down lol

Can't stop laughing at this one. OK...it gets funnier every time I read it.

 

[cinnamon roll]

Aw look at Maus that face is great. Mom it wasn't me I swear it was the big goon behind me.

Brutus' first offense was the remote to our AV system and a Wii remote. I'm sad I didn't get pics of that mess but he did quite a number, in the same offense I realized he started chewing the corners of the coffee table and ate one of our coffee table books about puppy love. We never had an issue with him chewing on things before so we totally believed him to be trust worthy of having free roam of the house. But we thought ok we'll hide the remotes it was our fault. Bought them more chew toys.

Then came the second offense, he tore apart one of my wedding presents from my husband's family a book on Denmark culture and country. Along with that countless magazines, my favorite blanket and flip flops. At first I thought well can't all be Brutus but looking at the damage the teeth marks matched the mastiff and not the weim. Poor Maus though got pushed into the backyard along with Brutus for punishment. Below is a pic of the troublesome twosome.

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Later on found out the big lug nut chewed the handles of our wheel barrow and no matter how crazy he chews we still love Brutus. Slobbery jowls and all.

 

[motolyn]

That is several rolls of toilet paper and paper towels strewn about the living room and what is that box you ask..... well our brand new, not yet installed blinds that our dear Brutus had to nibble on. He pulled the boxes from the hallway and chewed through cardboard and packaging to get to the blinds. When I got home I was so speechless I couldn't even deal with it and had to wait for my husband to come home before I could begin to clean it up.

 

[NYDDB]

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That is several rolls of toilet paper and paper towels strewn about the living room and what is that box you ask..... well our brand new, not yet installed blinds that our dear Brutus had to nibble on. He pulled the boxes from the hallway and chewed through cardboard and packaging to get to the blinds. When I got home I was so speechless I couldn't even deal with it and had to wait for my husband to come home before I could begin to clean it up.

LMAO! Sorry, but that's priceless. So crazy, and yet, so impressive. How long did it take the little decorator to perform this job?

To be honest, I think I would have the same stunned/speechless reaction you did...like a deer in the headlights.

 

[motolyn]

LMAO! Sorry, but that's priceless. So crazy, and yet, so impressive. How long did it take the little decorator to perform this job?

To be honest, I think I would have the same stunned/speechless reaction you did...like a deer in the headlights.

I would say he took his sweet time and did it over a 3 hour period. When I got home I opened the door and Maus and Brutus were there to greet me so happy they were. As the door swung open further my eyes got bigger and what started as a "Awww hi you two, were you good....." to "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I have remind myself that Brutus is only 8 months old and still a puppy. His size always throws me off, good thing he has such an adorable face, I can't stay mad at him.

 

[Hector]

I would say he took his sweet time and did it over a 3 hour period. When I got home I opened the door and Maus and Brutus were there to greet me so happy they were. As the door swung open further my eyes got bigger and what started as a "Awww hi you two, were you good....." to "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I have remind myself that Brutus is only 8 months old and still a puppy. His size always throws me off, good thing he has such an adorable face, I can't stay mad at him.

sigh...I totally know what you mean from the hey doggies to the WTF !!!.........grrrrrrrrrrrr LOL poor you. At least the blinds were not completely out of the box and chewed to bits right?

 

[Tiger12490]

No real damage but Athena once ate a half a bag of charcoal... lucky I don't use that crappy refined/chemical crap... she sh%$ tar for 2 days