northernmastiff
Well-Known Member
Okay, I added a couple of pick up lines in a different thread but what is the worst pick up line you have been given. Mine was actually quite funny.
I was at a Carnival and like all the girls, I was trying to coerce a big teddy bear out of one of the carnies. Of course, the goal is to get a teddy without giving anything away for it. Anyway, at one point, he asked me to meet him near a ride and when I did, he asked me to walk him back to his booth. As we were walking and nearing the midway, the guy asked me, "Hey, do you want to give me a hummer?"
Being so loud, I thought he said, "Hey, do you want a hamburger?"
So my reply was, "No thanks, I've already eaten."
He gave me this really weird look and then quickly left the scene. I stood there for a few minutes thinking, well that was odd, when I realized what he had asked.
Another time, I went to a concert and the band actually came down into the bar. They were big but not quite as big as they got. We went up to talk to him and the lead singer slung his arm around my shoulders and then slid his hand down to my ass. He leaned over and said, "You want to go into the back."
I gave him a dirty look, shook his hand off of me and walked away. I was pretty pissed that he thought I was that easy. I tend to get the more direct pick ups. I even had a boss offer to buy me a condo if I left my boyfriend so he could take care of me...I guess guys don't think they have to go the round about way with me.
I was at a Carnival and like all the girls, I was trying to coerce a big teddy bear out of one of the carnies. Of course, the goal is to get a teddy without giving anything away for it. Anyway, at one point, he asked me to meet him near a ride and when I did, he asked me to walk him back to his booth. As we were walking and nearing the midway, the guy asked me, "Hey, do you want to give me a hummer?"
Being so loud, I thought he said, "Hey, do you want a hamburger?"
So my reply was, "No thanks, I've already eaten."
He gave me this really weird look and then quickly left the scene. I stood there for a few minutes thinking, well that was odd, when I realized what he had asked.
Another time, I went to a concert and the band actually came down into the bar. They were big but not quite as big as they got. We went up to talk to him and the lead singer slung his arm around my shoulders and then slid his hand down to my ass. He leaned over and said, "You want to go into the back."
I gave him a dirty look, shook his hand off of me and walked away. I was pretty pissed that he thought I was that easy. I tend to get the more direct pick ups. I even had a boss offer to buy me a condo if I left my boyfriend so he could take care of me...I guess guys don't think they have to go the round about way with me.
