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  • Welcome back!

    We decided to spruce things up and fix some things under the hood. If you notice any issues, feel free to contact us as we're sure there are a few things here or there that we might have missed in our upgrade.

What sex are you?

cwayaustx

Banned
I've got a breathalyzer on a keychain. Don't think it works. Got it as a white elephant gift one year.

As I'm approaching 30, the hammered nights are few & far between. Those hangovers last days. Not fun

I've learned from experience that it's the low cost drunks that hurt so bad. I feel fine the next dayafter drinking a 100$ bottle of tequila or whiskey or even quality beer but no way in hell will i drink cheap crap, I'd regret it for days.. didn't you mention you drink miller lite? just sayin...hehe
 

raechiemay

Well-Known Member
Yeah but that's after drinking keystone (dirty 30s) & coors for years. I threw up way too many times on those. Miller usually doesn't make me feel like crap. I try not to drink too much liquor bc it doesn't matter what it is, if I drink too much I'll puke lol
 

Tiger12490

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Proof!! Second pic is post Marine corp...and yes me and the wife's ears are gauged :eek:



Nice pics Tiger. Your wife is lovely :)

Why thank you :)
Never pegged you for a black dude. Hog hunting is an over whelming redneck deal. ahahaha

most people dont lol I do all the redneck stuff shoot I had a F150 with 36inch super swamper tiers...being from D.C tends to confuse people more lol


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chuckorlando

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm the opposite I guess. I was raised in the hood. So I can speak fluent ebonics and love the old school lowriders from the early 90's.
 

Tiger12490

Well-Known Member
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm the opposite I guess. I was raised in the hood. So I can speak fluent ebonics and love the old school lowriders from the early 90's.

O I was too unfortunately, my neighborhood I grew up in is and always will be horrible i speak fluent ebonics as well...but id rather hunt then deal drugs Oo I just said that...

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chuckorlando

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Oh dude I'm the same. But from time to time we will hang out and drink under the street light like we did as kids. ahahaha. But I keep my ass away from the hood.
 

Tiger12490

Well-Known Member
Oh dude I'm the same. But from time to time we will hang out and drink under the street light like we did as kids. ahahaha. But I keep my ass away from the hood.

Lol im definitely with you nothing like late nights and laughs with paper bags over your 40s haha but I also stay the eff out the hood too

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voidecho

Well-Known Member
I don't even know where to begin on this thread.

We've got hog hunting, Mr Clean with horns, SR22 and hangovers.
 

Gunny

Well-Known Member
First off, Rachie is no longer allowed to mention anything regarding difficulty finding a man.

Second, Chuck, I assumed you were BS'ing, just wasn't aware of the thread you mentioned.

Lastly, NYDDB, you damn tease!
 

raechiemay

Well-Known Member
First off, Rachie is no longer allowed to mention anything regarding difficulty finding a man.

Second, Chuck, I assumed you were BS'ing, just wasn't aware of the thread you mentioned.

Lastly, NYDDB, you damn tease!

If only it were that easy hahaha.
 

chuckorlando

Well-Known Member
Gunny I'm always bsing. ahahaha. Yall dudes are leaving out some other fine ladies now to. Theres a few cuties in this thread and probably more that aint showing. NYDDB, that aint even right. Not on any level is that even right