Mateo, too.
Seriously, he is stable, temperament-wise:
No fear aggression, or SA.
He does not (or has not destroyed anything)-- okay, as a pup he chewed 1" of a leather strap of my clog. That's it, really.
He lives in the city, so there is no noise that bothers him (ambulances screaming a few feet away, street sweepers...nothing.)
He doesn't wander, really; sticks around me when out and about.
Has never eaten poop. He stepped in it once, and literally made a disgusting face and yanked his paw away, LOL.
And he is not a food hound; never begs, and eats only for nurishment (which even I find odd..)
So............. the results are in: DDB's RULE!
That sounds like a one in a million dog! All of our dogs have been pretty much what we want, but there was always at least one "issue" that we had to deal with.
The BM in my avatar, Major, was pretty much like what you describe, in that he was bombproof, phased by nothing (got his CGC at 10 months at a pet expo, if that tells you about his calm temperament), never dashed out the door, never chewed up anything, never got into the trash or otherwise made a nuisance of himself, was guardy at home but we could take him anywhere and not worry about his behavior with people or other dogs, etc., etc. His only "issue" was that he was totally aloof, and did not like physical affection. WAHHHH!!! He loved to be right next to you, and would lie on the sofa with you, but did not like to be petted, even by us. You could force him, like grabbing his head and hugging him and such, and he wouldn't freak out or anything, but he just didn't prefer to be touched. He would love to bring you a bone and weave around your legs like a cat, and showed affection like that, but nothing more.
Who ever heard of such a thing??
Hey I'd take being aloof any day!
Oh man, I can just picture this :lolbangtable:
I think the perfect dog for anyone is the one sitting right next to them
so...helicopter poop method...what exactly does this mean!?
She picks a spot, pulls her legs in, butt out, tail lifted, and, for reasons I don't understand, she starts twirling around as the poop comes out so that it lands in a circle around her pivoting body. Invariably, she loses her balance or teeters off centre and that's when she steps in it. I'll have to try to get pictures. It's odd! "Clean up on aisle 4, 5, 6, oh, yeah, and over there at nine.". Poop patrol sucks!
Off the top of my head it would be a dog that doesn't have fear aggression, separation anxiety, destructive tendencies, noise anxiety, an escape artist, and it can't be a dog that doesn't mind stepping in or eating poop. Perhaps I'm asking too much lol.
While Cane is the opposite of all the good qualities listed here. He is my perfect dog and perfect pain in the ass. Other than Debra and my son, Daniel, I have never been loved so unconditionally. His loyalty beyond reproach. I feel he lives only for me. It is an awesome feeling but a very tiring responsibility.
I think that to each owner their dogs are perfect...I love my Cane Corsa, just wish she could speak in human tongue that would be awesome
Yes...Great Quote from Kundera, I "plagiarized" it to my FB page