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No caffeine! HELP

DDSK

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Yeah but then if you go outside the lines you get in trouble, teacher yells and gets rude lol
My oldest son actually got a detention in grade school for coloring outside of the lines!
 

TricAP

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There is a whole line of adult coloring books (designs not "content") and even an app. Some of the designs are amazing!
 

DDSK

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Those would frustrate the hell out of me, I'm partially color blind, I don't see subtle color changes just lighter and darker shades. I'm not a very patient person anyways unless I'm hunting or fishing, I would definitely suggest these activities to relieve stress and anxiety, nothing like blasting the hell out of shit to relieve stress :)
 

angelbears

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I am set and ready! Went to the grocery store and bought junk food, fruit and salad. I am ready for any craving. I actually have unopened fuzzy posters ready to color. A few years ago I had gotten into coloring. I can't wait to get it back out. If all else fail I have two wonderful little dogs who will lay with me in the fetal position until this is over. LOL

I had only told Kris(Ruger) about it last week and had really meant to keep it to myself and Debra. She has been so excited and supportive of us getting a puppy I wanted to let her know why we may not be getting one. Debra had to go back to work today and I guess I just started panicking. Anyways, I'm glad I started the thread. Ya'll have made me feel so much better. I am now ready to be caffeine free. NOT!!! LOL
 

DDSK

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When do you go caffeine free?
I want to be sure to be here for moral support and comic relief!

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QY10

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One of my clients told me that most people wake up and have a coffee to get their day started whereas he wakes up and does a little meth to get his day started.
 

DDSK

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Ummmm I'm thinking that if caffeine is going to throw off the test results that some crystal will blow the hell out of it lol
 

DDSK

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I haven't seen AB today guess she is off the caffeine and either coloring or locked up ;)
 

QY10

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Ummmm I'm thinking that if caffeine is going to throw off the test results that some crystal will blow the hell out of it lol

Could certainly make things interesting though! Hahahaha There's nothing like living on the edge. :p When in doubt, do some crystal meth.
 

QY10

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I haven't seen AB today guess she is off the caffeine and either coloring or locked up ;)

Possibly colouring while locked up? Or would a crayon be considered a possible weapon? Come to think of it, paper cuts hurt, so the paper might be a weapon, too. They might have to confiscate the crayons and paper. She'll have to colour using only her imagination.
 

DDSK

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I envision the scene with AB sitting in a straight jacket with Deb feeding her applesauce from a styrofoam bowl with a plastic spoon.
 

angelbears

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Aren't ya'll the best friends a girl could have! ROFLMAO

Lucky for ya'll I'm having a nice cup of joe as I read this. Wow, the headache is real.