New Year's Resolutions 2014

[Bentley]

Cold Turkey was the only way that worked for me but prepare for 2 things, aside from the usual weight gain and bad temper, 1: the temptation to be incredibly judgemental about people who still smoke 2: this doesn't happen to everyone fortunately, for cigarettes to start smelling really foul to you. It happened to me about six months after I quit and now it smells like someone's just lit up a cow turd.

 

[NeSaxena]

Huh?

Ummmm... my lame attempt at a joke...
Resolution - as in, computer screen resolution

Thank you Ak for slightly saving my face

But seriously, I wanna:

Be more sarcastic
Lose weight (need to lose nearly 45 pounds!) (and started early here - lost about 11 Lbs in the last 20 days... woo hoo!)
Plan a trip to the US/UK & bunk with one of you good folks (or probably the dog bed since your pups sleep with you on your bed )
Restart my dance career (after losing weight )
Suppress my urge to stand next to the bathroom door and scare my hubby when he comes out
Become a pinterest posting tumblr addicted DIY'er
Reduce punning


for now...

 

[cinnamon roll]

The only thing I am worried about is the bad temper honestly. The weight gain I can handle I could use to gain some anyway. How long did the wanting to choke people syndrome last? lol

Cold Turkey was the only way that worked for me but prepare for 2 things, aside from the usual weight gain and bad temper, 1: the temptation to be incredibly judgemental about people who still smoke 2: this doesn't happen to everyone fortunately, for cigarettes to start smelling really foul to you. It happened to me about six months after I quit and now it smells like someone's just lit up a cow turd.

 

[musicdeb]

I still want to choke people and it's been almost 4 years.

 

[cinnamon roll]

LMFAO!! Yeah I feel the same way daily.

I still want to choke people and it's been almost 4 years.

 

[musicdeb]

Then you'll be fine when you quit smoking.

 

[cinnamon roll]

Until I run out of room to hide the bodies. lol

Then you'll be fine when you quit smoking.

 

[musicdeb]

Until I run out of room to hide the bodies. lol

hahahahahahaha! You'll just have to transport to a secondary location.

 

[DDSK]

Until I run out of room to hide the bodies. lol

A friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move bodies

 

[Hector]

Until I run out of room to hide the bodies. lol

You can save a lot of money on feeding your dogs.

 

[DDSK]

I'm not sure how human flesh fits in with Raw feeding, would it be in the pork category,
or maybe the wild game category, reminds me of an old Alfred hitchcock show.

 

[NeSaxena]

Is it weird that I still love the members of this forum? After this page?

 

[cinnamon roll]

hmmmmmmmmm..........
thanks for the help Deb.

hahahahahahaha! You'll just have to transport to a secondary location.

Are you my good friend?

A friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move bodies

What is the ratios again on feed raw? ;p

You can save a lot of money on feeding your dogs.

I think it would be the PREY model diet. lol

I'm not sure how human flesh fits in with Raw feeding, would it be in the pork category,
or maybe the wild game category, reminds me of an old Alfred hitchcock show.

Um no....you are just as sick and twisted as the rest of us on here. Don't try to pretend like you aren't. We know you much better than that!!!!

Is it weird that I still love the members of this forum? After this page?

 

[musicdeb]

A friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move bodies

Absolutely true!

 

[musicdeb]

You can save a lot of money on feeding your dogs.

That is a well known fact! hahahahaha

 

[musicdeb]

Is it weird that I still love the members of this forum? After this page?

Like Terie said, you're just as twisted as we are.

 

[DDSK]

You guys are sick, disgusting, twisted and whacko.
That is why I feel so comfortable here.

 

[Kujo]

Elope! It is the only way to make the day totally yours, have a ceremony for others later!

Exactly! Went to 4 weddings this year and saw all the stress and expenses and expectations...not what we want for ourselves by a long shot. We'll do something small...go away for a vacation/honeymoon...and then throw a giant party/ceremony and tell everyone the news.