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Grapes

angelbears

Well-Known Member
Still a growing boy...

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Untie that poor dog!
 

LauraR

Well-Known Member
Oh my god!! I didn't even notice!!


... yes. It's his balls... P

Well played, sir. Well played.

p.s. I would like to share with you my thought process

-oh look, a post about grapes. I effing LOVE grapes!
-I'm going to see what this post is all about
-Kinda hungry for some grapes now
Click thread link
-I'm confused..it says it is about grapes but there is just a picture of his dog
Clicks picture to enlarge image
-.....
-.....
-What does this have to do with grapes?
-.....
Notices "grapes"
-Are those his...? Oh my god they are!
-NOOOOOO

Never will be able to look at, think about or eat grapes again without having a mental image of your dog's wiggly bits.

Thanks :eek:

Edited: I wrote this before reading page 2 or 3. How fitting that there are a giant pair of "grapes" right above my post. Let's hope no one decides to post a picture of an old wrinkly pair, I'd still like to be able to enjoy raisins :p
 
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NeSaxena

Well-Known Member
Speaking of, when should Boone's second grape descend? This is the first time I've dealt with a dog from the puppy stage, so I have no idea what to expect!
 

Bloke

Well-Known Member
Speaking of, when should Boone's second grape descend? This is the first time I've dealt with a dog from the puppy stage, so I have no idea what to expect!

just keep tugging on them gently and the other one should appear any time now
 

mx5055

Well-Known Member
Well played, sir. Well played.

p.s. I would like to share with you my thought process

-oh look, a post about grapes. I effing LOVE grapes!
-I'm going to see what this post is all about
-Kinda hungry for some grapes now
Click thread link
-I'm confused..it says it is about grapes but there is just a picture of his dog
Clicks picture to enlarge image
-.....
-.....
-What does this have to do with grapes?
-.....
Notices "grapes"
-Are those his...? Oh my god they are!
-NOOOOOO

Never will be able to look at, think about or eat grapes again without having a mental image of your dog's wiggly bits.

Thanks :eek:

Edited: I wrote this before reading page 2 or 3. How fitting that there are a giant pair of "grapes" right above my post. Let's hope no one decides to post a picture of an old wrinkly pair, I'd still like to be able to enjoy raisins :p


LOL Laura...I thought the same thing as you at first! Some people on this forum like to skirt around issues that have any sexual connotation in them by using "food" words, ie carrot, etc...which I find hilarious!! (of course I am a retired nurse, and no group does sex/smut talk like a bunch of nurses gathered together!!!). That being said; my favorite way of eating grapes is seedless and frozen :razzberry:
 

AKBull

Super Moderator
Staff member
LOL Laura...I thought the same thing as you at first! Some people on this forum like to skirt around issues that have any sexual connotation in them by using "food" words, ie carrot, etc...which I find hilarious!! (of course I am a retired nurse, and no group does sex/smut talk like a bunch of nurses gathered together!!!). That being said; my favorite way of eating grapes is seedless and frozen :razzberry:

I live in Alaska and I've had a vasectomy...
 

Kujo

Well-Known Member
This is what my bf texted to a friend:

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Thinking of you :p


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 

voidecho

Well-Known Member
I know this has been posted here before, but every time I see this thread I can't help but think about this.

[video=youtube;thYW2nQ1iM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYW2nQ1iM4[/video]
 

mx5055

Well-Known Member
I know this has been posted here before, but every time I see this thread I can't help but think about this.

[video=youtube;thYW2nQ1iM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYW2nQ1iM4[/video]

Love the video!! And, so happy to see Lincoln back :)