Most expensive thing your mastiff has destroyed?

[Mack's mommy]

Neve102, tuly is so cute!!! And I can tell... Very innocent little guy you got there lol

Dpenning... I don't understand the sunglasses fetish! Same with my guy, only thing he really wants to mess with.. My glasses, and paper towels

 

[khplaw]

The strap to my $450 D&B purse.

Did you replace the strap? I have purses without straps and straps with out purses...if you need o ne...

 

[Rugers-Kris]

Now that is the best guilty face EVER! LMAO

As of tonight, I believe Junior is up to around 10 pairs of the wife's boots...

Tonight.
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[cinnamon roll]

Aw thank you. unfortunately it was NOT a detachable strap. RIP D&B !! lol I will keep you in mind though. Are you a D&B girl too?

Did you replace the strap? I have purses without straps and straps with out purses...if you need o ne...

 

[Mack's mommy]

Rugers-kris... I am in total agreement! Lol... Why do they look so cute when they r guilty? Lol coincidence? I think not haha

 

[khplaw]

Aw thank you. unfortunately it was NOT a detachable strap. RIP D&B !! lol I will keep you in mind though. Are you a D&B girl too?

Yes! Best bags on the planet. I still have the all weather leather one that I got as a freshman in high school (we won;t mention how long ago that was but the bags wear really well!) I have the basics and then splurged on some exotics as "incentives" as I went through school! I have their calf tote bag in two colors; they are indestructable! My husband thinks I am nuts, but he spends money on tools.Go figure!

 

[dpenning]

Yes! Best bags on the planet. I still have the all weather leather one that I got as a freshman in high school (we won;t mention how long ago that was but the bags wear really well!) I have the basics and then splurged on some exotics as "incentives" as I went through school! I have their calf tote bag in two colors; they are indestructable! My husband thinks I am nuts, but he spends money on tools.Go figure!

I may have to turn in my chic card after this but what is D&B? I can't get past Dunn & Bradstreet... and I buy tools too.

 

[Mack's mommy]

Dooney and Burke purses they are really great! I'm not a big purse gal myself... Never enough money anyway lol after pampering my pooches, oh and sushi... Lol very expensive addiction to have lol

 

[Big Dawg]

Well I really don't want to brag but my two Cane Corso/Akita mixes constructed their own doggie doors. Each took a side to the back door and with 2.5 hours found a way into the garage. Time Warner used to hand me new remotes on a regular basis. We really didn't need the love seat/couch cause they couldn't both sit on it at the same time. That squeak in the subfloor in the kitchen and pup room always bothered me too! Digging their way through to find the cause was very helpful. As for the shoes and socks, the girls decided I kept leaving the house if I put on shoes so they set that straight. The Rot just watches them (she too had her time of keeping me home by destroying shoes). As of today, they are about three (Rott is about 6) and one still steals socks and tries to dart outside with them. Oh the pups love a good tire and will fling it through the air. We do not allow those things in the house lol. TV is mounted very high on the wall so they can't reach it. Every animal that crosses the screen is cause for defensive mode with big girl. She doesn't understand why there is an elephant in the room.

 

[cblond1121]

OMG...Cheeno steals all paper products: paper towels, paper, tissues. He just rips them to shreds and leaves them on the floor.

 

[khplaw]

OMG! Stop it you are KILLING me! I haven't laughed this hard is a long time. In the words of Walter Bishop, I think I peed a little! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Penny1960]

I feeling pretty good right now.The only thing moose has eaten out the grand kids toys five dollars ones at the most.But because of everyone post I have been keeping my glasses up very high even at night because she does sleep in my room

 

[lizzymoo]

Our beloved Thumper - who just turned 1 year old - has eaten 2 pairs of prescription glasses, my husband's teeth, my office electronic key, 2 baseball hats, and the handles on various gardening tools. She is so fast! They're just things and she's 107 pounds of love.

 

[Louies Mom]

I am laughing out loud at work..shhh!! They are all too funny. What we don't just "accept" out of love. Hard to be mad at these guys/girls.

 

[AKBull]

I may have to turn in my chic card after this but what is D&B? I can't get past Dunn & Bradstreet... and I buy tools too.

Dave and Busters. She won it in one of those claw machines.

 

[Rugers-Kris]

I guess my card will need to be turned in as well but I was with you on Dunn and Bradstreet.....LOL

I may have to turn in my chic card after this but what is D&B? I can't get past Dunn & Bradstreet... and I buy tools too.

 

[cinnamon roll]

D&B purses are my weakness!! lol

 

[Mack's mommy]

Oh my gosh!!! I would love to answer you all personally!!! I have been babysitting my baby cousin and havnt had much time between her and my animal babies! And a new story, my boy has now discovered dirty diapers, :scared2: I threw 2 in the garbage can and it has a top on it and everything, and he managed to open it and get one of the dirty diapers out...yuck!!!! At least it was just a pee diaper lol.

But I absolutely LOVE all your stories!!! I needed a good laugh today keep them coming! And don't forget those oh so sweet innocent but oh so guilty pics! Lol

 

[CaneRocco]

Rocco found and destroyed the pair of perscription glasses I keep stuffed behind my mattress for my insomnia induced nighttime house wanderings... Those were probably 400 bucks.

He also knocked my iPhone out of my hand breaking the screen. Thank god I was due for an upgrade or I would have been trying to type this message on a 90's style flip phone!

 

[casMahn]

Well it could be the several (6 or 7) pairs of shoes. I am not that slow if learner, they figured out the closet door and hid the remains. Or it could be the $500 pair of glasses. Or it could be the sofa... But I am betting it is the formerly screened in porch.

Writing this out made me realize, my girls could get jobs in demolition.