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what really burns my ass

motolyn

Well-Known Member
LoL! Thanks for the laugh, I'm still laughing as I type.

They have creams for that "burning" sensation at the drug store.
 

Robtouw

Well-Known Member
Rough carpet?
A hot dryer?
Hood of a vehicle in the sun?
Forgetting to look for poison ivy while on a "nature" hike?
Hot sand?
Hot leather?
 

angelbears

Well-Known Member
We decided to make Pico de Gallo. Saturday morning we head off to the farmers market to get the tomatoes, onion, cilantro and JALAPENOS...We get busy chopping up all the vegies, when the guys decided they needed a part for the car they were working on....Giving us about 30 minutes of alone time. I do remember Debra washing her hands for like an eternity....I'm like come on. She did and boy do I regret it. You know what women do with fingers. Debra was just starting to make good use of hers. Holy Shit!!! We laugh about it now but it was not funny then.
 

voidecho

Well-Known Member
We decided to make Pico de Gallo. Saturday morning we head off to the farmers market to get the tomatoes, onion, cilantro and JALAPENOS...We get busy chopping up all the vegies, when the guys decided they needed a part for the car they were working on....Giving us about 30 minutes of alone time. I do remember Debra washing her hands for like an eternity....I'm like come on. She did and boy do I regret it. You know what women do with fingers. Debra was just starting to make good use of hers. Holy Shit!!! We laugh about it now but it was not funny then.

Good thing it was weak ass jalepenos and not serranos or habeneros! You'd be out of commission for a while.
 

cwayaustx

Banned
Good thing it was weak ass jalepenos and not serranos or habeneros! You'd be out of commission for a while.

or a ghost pepper...
speaking of ghost peppers, try Mrs. Renfros ghost pepper sals if you like hot stuff... good shit...just don't get it near your neither regions...