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Smoke break....What Dog? LOL

tb44

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That's It raechie just wait until I get my hands on duchess. PETA will have my head on a platter
 

tb44

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I will get you and your little dorkie too!! I will have to buy her airplane bottles. Since a beer weighs more than she does
 

Rugers-Kris

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No apology. LOL You guys are cracking me up!! No peer pressure for Ruger. He is such a square. He doesn't smoke or drink but he now wants to go to AB's house for donuts and coffee. He is waiting for his steak, too! :)
 

tb44

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I can change that! He will be up to two packs a day in no time. Lol steak is on the way. I will take him to ab cause she owes me a new phone anyway.
 

angelbears

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Okay, come on down. Cane will be waiting with a brand new phone:). Ruger, I will hide you some donuts and you will have to chase down the little ACD to get your coffee.
 

alwcm4

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how dare she break the news to him that he's a dog like that without even warning you. that could have done some siginifigant psychological damage to the poor boy!
 

Rugers-Kris

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Ruger says Thanks for the donuts but apparently you got him F****** up with some other dog cause he ain't working for his coffee! LOL Also, He says Cane sounds cool but the little dog, not so much...PISS ON HIM!!! :)
Okay, come on down. Cane will be waiting with a brand new phone:). Ruger, I will hide you some donuts and you will have to chase down the little ACD to get your coffee.
 

Rugers-Kris

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I know, right? It all worked out. He got the bench and I gave him a peanut butter sandwich to make him feel better and he forgot that she ever said that. I am SO in love with the face in your avatar!!
how dare she break the news to him that he's a dog like that without even warning you. that could have done some siginifigant psychological damage to the poor boy!
 

angelbears

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Don't worry ruger Starbucks and doughnuts are coming too!
Damn you promote some expensive habits. Ruger we'll hide some coffee with the donuts. Everybody pisses on poor Jezzy, I think she likes it:showers::showers:
 

tb44

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I have to butter that boy up so I can steal him. That is after I teach him how to hide mommies gun! SSSSHHHH don't tell Kris
 

Rugers-Kris

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I don't drink coffee so I hope Ruger doesn't hold his breath for the starbucks. LOL I know that is the one thing that Ruger and Cane have in common, pissing on the little ones. My neighbors dogs must like it, too, because everyday they run to the fence yapping and everyday he pisses on them. He has gotten very good at lining up between the slats of the privacy fence and getting them right on top of the head. I sure don't want to go into thier house, I can only imagine the urine smell. LMAO
Damn you promote some expensive habits. Ruger we'll hide some coffee with the donuts. Everybody pisses on poor Jezzy, I think she likes it:showers::showers:

Butter him up all you like but remember, My EM thinks he is a Fila so good luck stealiing him. LMAO He doesn't like anyone but his immediate people and his gives a 4 foot area...Anything inside of that is fair game. Also, Hide my guns? I have a gun (or two) in every room and since he has no opposable thumbs, you are out of luck. LOL
I have to butter that boy up so I can steal him. That is after I teach him how to hide mommies gun! SSSSHHHH don't tell Kris