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Do you suck?

CeeCee

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angelbears

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So I woke up this morning wanting to play with my meat. I had gone hunting yesterday and sometimes you just don't know what you got until you unwrap it. Wow, I must say some were very impressive. I wanted to take care of this meat. I was very careful, I took a couple of deep breaths so that I could last however long it would take to deflate it. I am happy to report that with this new method of relaxing before I start to suck really shrunk it quickly. I was quite proud of myself at how successful I was.

There were a few nubbly little hunks that I didn't really feel like wasting my time on. Needless to say they didn't fully deflated and I really didn't care. Overall it was a wonderful morning. I'm feeling so satisfied that I'm going to take me a nap.