Mooshi's Mummy
Well-Known Member
its either that or i shit in your front garden....you choose which is the lesser of the two evils. lol.
i have many embarrassing stories, i'll share more once i get to a computer
before i start i need to mention that i have ulcerative colitis and other digestive/intestinal issues. To sum it up, when it's flared up i have about 30 seconds warning to get to a bathroom....if i'm lucky.
Last simmer i took my boys and very new husband camping at a nearby lake. Nearby being 30 minutes away from home. Camping went well and we got everything packed up. I then felt the rumble. I tried to tell my hubby to watch the kids for a minute and started searching for anything to use aa make shift bathroom. My hubby obviously did not catch on to this dire situation. He sneaks up behind m me, and them pulls me towards him, by my waist. Then he squeezes my waist trying to be cute. Not only did this make me massively shit my self, but out happened at the same exact moment he decided to grab my ass. I was wearing shorts. I pooped in his hand.
For some reason he still stays with me lol!
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