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Ugh... stupid male dog!

BlackShadowCaneCorso

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Well I have just realized why I don't keep intact males in my house. I was woken up this morning to some crazy ass whining from my male because at the moment we have 3 females in various stages of heat that are slowly driving him insane! And he decided to get a little vocal about it. I have gotten used to his teeth chattering every time I take him out to the bathroom and the drooling that comes when he scents where they have been and the completely lack of ability to focus during training when doing it outside and their scents are fresh :mad: But this morning was the final straw and I was ready to be short one male dog when I got down stairs to see my female that is in standing heat, lying in front of his kennel... ass towards him with her head on her paws just waiting for me to come down. At this point I :pray: for patience because if I had :pray: for strength I would have beat them to death (figure of speech... not really beat them to death).

Now I would normally assuming that this simply because she is in standing heat and was looking for an available male but that is not the case... this bitch doesn't let anyone mount her... full standing heat or not. So I know this was simply out of spite that she did this. I gave her the mama is not happy look, which she pretty much rolled her eyes about slowly got up and sauntered off. I decided since up I would take the male for a pee and give him a break and then returned to bed only to find my female asleep on my pillow on my side of the bed.

Did I meant that this dog is a BIATCH!!!!
 

BlackShadowCaneCorso

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:) oh my....She really is a biatch :)

She is mean!

Poor guy!!
LOL

I did feel bad after I saw what she was doing, that is why I was nice enough at that time in the morning to take him out for a bit.

Sounds to me like she's got a sense of humour!

She certainly has a sense of something! At 2am I had no sense of humor.

Please be nice to Hemi :) you know I would consider a trade ;)

I know and even when she pulls these stunts I still love that biatch!


EVIL is what she is!


During one of her heat cycles when I just had 4 dogs they were all chilling so I went to have a nice hot bubble bath (she was in underwear), after I had been soaking for about 10 minutes I noticed it was too quiet so I got out to check on them and I find her on my bed with her underwear off (she prefected frog legs while sliding off the bed to get them off). I didn't know how long she had had them off so I grabbed paper towel and retraced her steps to make sure all the spots were cleaned up then I noticed she wasn't with me so I took off to find her again. Guess where she was... in my nice hot bubble bath soaking her lady cramps away I would imagine :rolleyes: when I kicked her out of there she took off to my bed jumped up and acted like she hadn't done anything at all. So needless to say after I got the house cleaned up and the bed changed it was a hot shower and we were done!
 

Tiger12490

Well-Known Member
Lol definitely hemi's fault but she's to beautiful to be mad at... well at least for very long ;)

Tapd on my skyrocket
 

ruby55

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Geez. I guess I shouldn't complain about Ruby; she's currently in heat &marking everywhere. At least she's not off looking for some action, or teasing anyone.
 

Tailcreek

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During one of her heat cycles when I just had 4 dogs they were all chilling so I went to have a nice hot bubble bath (she was in underwear), after I had been soaking for about 10 minutes I noticed it was too quiet so I got out to check on them and I find her on my bed with her underwear off (she prefected frog legs while sliding off the bed to get them off). I didn't know how long she had had them off so I grabbed paper towel and retraced her steps to make sure all the spots were cleaned up then I noticed she wasn't with me so I took off to find her again. Guess where she was... in my nice hot bubble bath soaking her lady cramps away I would imagine :rolleyes: when I kicked her out of there she took off to my bed jumped up and acted like she hadn't done anything at all. So needless to say after I got the house cleaned up and the bed changed it was a hot shower and we were done!

Typical day in the life of a breeder...LOL!
 

BlackShadowCaneCorso

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Staff member
I am absolutely in love with her :) I don't know that I will ever have a dog with this much personality in a breed that matches me perfectly again. She is where my love stems from and who I chose to name my program after :)

But... she's still a biatch! :p
 

NeoBull

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during one of her heat cycles when i just had 4 dogs they were all chilling so i went to have a nice hot bubble bath (she was in underwear), after i had been soaking for about 10 minutes i noticed it was too quiet so i got out to check on them and i find her on my bed with her underwear off (she prefected frog legs while sliding off the bed to get them off). I didn't know how long she had had them off so i grabbed paper towel and retraced her steps to make sure all the spots were cleaned up then i noticed she wasn't with me so i took off to find her again. Guess where she was... In my nice hot bubble bath soaking her lady cramps away i would imagine :rolleyes: When i kicked her out of there she took off to my bed jumped up and acted like she hadn't done anything at all. So needless to say after i got the house cleaned up and the bed changed it was a hot shower and we were done!

lmao!
 

DDBsR4Me

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Poor guy...the girls are getting him all riled up and teasing him...

Sounds like your girl is the bigger brat :p
 

Kandie

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Omg :lolbangtable:Hemi is wayy tooooo much!!! Lmao. Such a tease. :D

And the part about her stealing your nice bubble bath.......:rofl:.