MarkSpencera
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What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs ! |
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house ! |
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup. |
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !" |
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies ! |
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy. |
What should you know before you teach your puppy a new trick? You should know more than your puppy! |
Where do you usually find puppys? It all depends on where you lose them. |
How is a puppy like a penny? They both have a head and a tail. |
How long are a puppy's legs? Long enough to reach the ground. |