Smooshed...can't breathe!

[Max's mom]

Max has been a big baby lately. If I sit on the floor. He sits on my lap. He's 150 pounds and once seated, he is totally relaxed and difficult to move. Now he's started this thing where he just flops onto me and lays down smooshing me. I was playing with him on the floor and he sat on my chest and collapsed. He laid right on my neck and face. I could hardly breathe! My daughter started laughing and then I did, which made it even worse. I can see it now....
So little girl, how did she die?
Well, he just laid down and wasn't ready to get up yet. She was underneath. lol.
Anyone else have a smoosher?

 

[Smokeycat]

YES! Kryten is horrible for collapsing on top of you and refusing to move. The worst is when he decides that I need to wake up. He will stand over me and just fall down. He's so excite that I'm awake while in trying to breathe with 190 lbs on my torso.