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Me and the GF are NOT on the same page.

If she is dicating so much you really want to live with her?

If you can't be you and have to change who you are, I'd tell the bitch to take a hike =P

Unless you are desperate, have no balls, wear a skirt (as opposed to pants or a kilt).

Everytime my wife has an idea to control me, I ask her wth she is doing out of the kitchen, guide her back and we work on the "place" command




jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk <3 u babe if you ever read this =P
 

Hector

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If she is dicating so much you really want to live with her?

If you can't be you and have to change who you are, I'd tell the bitch to take a hike =P

Unless you are desperate, have no balls, wear a skirt (as opposed to pants or a kilt).

Everytime my wife has an idea to control me, I ask her wth she is doing out of the kitchen, guide her back and we work on the "place" command




jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk <3 u babe if you ever read this =P

Did you really just type this?
 

JamieHalverson

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Hapy wife, happy life...there's a reason that phrase has been around a while.

Some how though, while my breed of choice is the Rottweiler, I was so happy when my BF ok'd getting a dog he pretty much got to pick breed. Lucky for me he picked a fabulous Staffy/mastiff cross and a Bullmastiff. BUT, come hell or high water, my next dog will be a Rottweiler. Then maybe a Dogo or a CC... But after we got Lillie and it became VERY clear who does all the heavy work when it comes to dogs in my house, I'm picking next time. That's not to say you can't compromise and get a breed you will both be happy wit, but the person who will assume the most responsibility for the dog should have more say in choosing.
 

teodora

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lol!!!!!
Well I wouldn't bother: my partner can have whatever dog he wants as long as he's responsible of his pooch, not me. I personally would be cautious with Fila, Presa and Dogo - but, as long as they would be HIS dogs... np.
(i'm just thinking - we have enough on our plate with my dogs, already)
 

Nik

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If I'm being honest... That ^

Also I'm scared now, lots of strong women operate on these forums. lol

/submit
Happy wife, happy life? In my house its more like "Be nice and I let you live".... :-D And the silly man is encouraging of me learning to shoot a gun and eventually get one. What on earth is he thinking? No survival instinct in that one. :p
 

Yamizuma

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If she is dicating so much you really want to live with her?

If you can't be you and have to change who you are, I'd tell the bitch to take a hike =P

Unless you are desperate, have no balls, wear a skirt (as opposed to pants or a kilt).

Everytime my wife has an idea to control me, I ask her wth she is doing out of the kitchen, guide her back and we work on the "place" command




jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk <3 u babe if you ever read this =P

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When two adults love each other and share a life and a space, what works for me and mine is to find a wonderful way to make us both happy. Happy wife, happy life. Happy hubby, happy mommy. (Okay that last one rhyme was made up and lame, but that's the sentiment.).

With so many wonderful remaining options, why pick a fight to dominate and force one's love into something they don't think they want?


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Hector

Well-Known Member
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When two adults love each other and share a life and a space, what works for me and mine is to find a wonderful way to make us both happy. Happy wife, happy life. Happy hubby, happy mommy. (Okay that last one rhyme was made up and lame, but that's the sentiment.).

With so many wonderful remaining options, why pick a fight to dominate and force one's love into something they don't think they want?


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omfg I can't stop laughing
 

karennj

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Men should know better...never get a breed the woman of the house does not want. I can tell you now, every time the dog did something wrong it would be I told you so!
 

cj-sharpy

Well-Known Member
If I'm honest she saw the problems with Max and thats why she says no to EM and I guess thats kind of understandable. NOT right but understandable.
Also I might have been looking for the most extreme pics of different breeds to shock her a bit.
So far I've got boerbell, bull mastiff, Boxer and any cross breed on the table.
 

QY10

Well-Known Member
If she is dicating so much you really want to live with her?

If you can't be you and have to change who you are, I'd tell the bitch to take a hike =P

Unless you are desperate, have no balls, wear a skirt (as opposed to pants or a kilt).

Everytime my wife has an idea to control me, I ask her wth she is doing out of the kitchen, guide her back and we work on the "place" command




jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk <3 u babe if you ever read this =P

Omg LMAOOOOOOO. Did you type this when you were drunk?!


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Na it's kind of an inside joke between me and the wife. I talk shit but we all know who really wears the pants, c'mon. I would starve to death, or forget where where I live. Hell, we might have our first female president.

OP didn't post because he thought he was gonna be able to pick Something, anything, the breed of the dog... He posted to share his angst of man. Even the decisions we do make. They just let us think that we made them. Eliminate all possibilities til they get what they want.

We men talk about growing balls because they symbolize what's always been there, but we have no control over. Deep down we all know that vaginas ARE indeed way tougher. They do infact take a pounding. And like it or not everyone is happier that way. Personally I couldn't concentrate if I was born with a vagina...