I don't know why, but the name "Steve" cracks me up. He looks like a "Steve", especially standing there like, "HI! This is my house! Do you like my house? I like my house!" I keep scrolling up to look at it and I keep mentally superimposing a hat and tie on him. Which makes me laugh harder. I think my family thinks I've gone completely nuts because I keep seeing it and giggling madly. What makes it even more awesome is the fact that the decor compliments him in such a way that it looks like he did the decorating himself. "Why, yes! I DID choose the cabinets! I thought it set off my brindling quite nicely!"
Taurus has this thing where he manages to land on no fewer than four vital organs at once when he's leaping upon us out of nowhere in the morning and galloping away before the first swear word is uttered. But that might not be a trick. That might just be talent.
