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Accidental training commands...Am I the only one?

Rugers-Kris

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I know we recently had a thread that discussed things you accidentally taught your dog to do...Get your keys, open doors, etc. But I was wondering you have accidental training commands. Let me start by saying that I know the importance of using consistent one to two word commands with dogs to help them learn and I may very well be told all about myself in this thread for "command" issues BUT I don't mind. I couldn't be happier with Ruger so go ahead and give it to me. LMAO

First things first, I am odd and I talk to my dog all of the time and I am silly with him and threaten him in an upbeat manner quite often and I ask him questions, call him by silly "pet" names, sing to him and I have a tendency toward profanity more so when I am happy than angry. Maybe that will help you understand the rest of this.

Maybe I am not the only one. Here goes:

When teaching Ruger to "fetch" it start out being "get the ball" and when he brought it back to me, I said "drop it"..Pretty good commands, I was very consistent and he was learning then he went through a bratty stage and would want to play tug of war with the ball when he brought it back and in frustration (No, I don't yell at my dog and I was actually laughing) I said "Give me the damn ball" and he let go. We went through the process again and when he brought it back I said "Drop it" and he danced around slamming me with the ball trying to get me to play tug so I wondered and I said "Give me the damn ball" and he did....To this day when we are playing fetch, he will either run get it and drop it at my feet (without command) or he will try to force me to play tug and the ONLY way to get him to stop is to say "Give me the damn ball!"......So I do. :)

Ruger loves frogs (digs them up and chases them) but when one gets in the pool, he goes ape shit!! He barks, growls and threatens it from outside of the pool and he makes me laugh. One night, he was acting a fool and telling the frog all about itself and I said "What's up, Rug?, Is there another f'ing frog in your pool?"......He jumped around and acted tough and such.......Now, he thinks is is a big game so he will run to the pool, bark a little bit and wait for me to say it (I tried leaving the F'ing part out and it didn't work) and keep coming over nudging me until I say it and then he runs over and threatens the frog, tail wagging like crazy and has such a big time.

Those are just a couple but there are plenty more. It gives you an idea of what I am asking, though....I will share some more as this thread goes. Hopefully I am not the only nut in this bunch! LOL

I don't want to leave out the best one, though...The throat punch. Ruger was being a total ass, stealing clothes and just generally irriatating the shit out of me whiel I was trying to get something done and all of the walking away, ignoring, "Go lay down's" in the world weren't working and I lost my cool and snapped at him "I am going to throat punch you!" to which he responded by running across the room, jumping onto the couch in the very corner of the sectional and barking at me once and laying down. You guessed it...if he is having one of those days that he just won't stop, I simply look at him and say "I am going to throat punch you" and goes to that same cushion and chills for a bit. LOL

Life with him is interesting and I couldn't imagine ever not having him around!
 

kbuchanan66

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LOL that is awesome! Very Funny.

I have inadvertently trained Barron to sit on Leash by Saying "HUP" and "HUP" only works on leash. He will not sit by using that word off leash. So when he is running around off leash and I call him I have to say "Sit" than put the leash on and while I walk him I have to use "HUP" to get him to sit. I find it works awesome and I go with what ever works but it is hilarious watching someone else walk him and they cannot get him to sit on leash. It is like a secret Code.

The swearing thing is funny though... I don't swear normally. Barron will answer to "Boo Boo" "Pup Pup" "Bear" and obviously "Barron".
 

raechiemay

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Daisy likes to scream in the middle of the night at nothing... well let me clarify scream = hitch pitched almost beagle type howl. No, stop, Daisy, knock it off, shut it, leave it....none of that works. One night she woke me up from a deep sleep & it scared the beejesus out of me. The first words out of my mouth were "shut the f**k up daisy!" & she immediately went back to her bed. Now all I have to say is shut the f up daisy & she quits. If I let her carry on too much Duch gets involved & nothing makes her stop. Doh!
 

Rugers-Kris

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LMAO!! At least I am not the only one swearing at the dog, Raechie!! I know it is wrong but it works and he is perfectly happy.
 

raechiemay

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Well when she wakes me up like a 200 lb intruder is in the room, yeah there's no telling what comes out of my mouth. I rely on her as my warning...it determines whether or not the gun is coming out or not
 

Rugers-Kris

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I hear ya there, Raechie. You can't even get into the driveway or close to the back fence without Ruger knowing it.......And the gun IS coming out!
 

angelbears

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LMAO!! At least I am not the only one swearing at the dog, Raechie!! I know it is wrong but it works and he is perfectly happy.

Ya'll are the only one's that know Cane as Cane. Around here he goes by F*ck*r. It really is a term of endearment around her. Plus, it just seems to suit him.
 

Kujo

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I often regret training Kujo with the "go on" command...I wish I had used "f*k off" instead

There's always next time! :D
 

Coopers Moma

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I found out by accident that when Cooper is outside if I say 'chicken' he actually RUNS past me into the house...and straight to the kitchen.. I only say chicken if I have chicken to share..
 

DMikeM

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Not sure why but the story reminded me of the guy that named his dog dammit.
Come here Dammit
Go lay down Dammit
Get him Dammit
Fetch the ball Dammit
Dammit now you go lay down.

And it goe on and on.
 

Rugers-Kris

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LOL Coopers......If I say "You want some?"....Ruger hits his snack mat in the kitchen and won't move until he "gets some". I have heard that, Mike. I am surprised that Ruger doesn't think his name is "SHIT!".
 

fila4me

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LOL!!!I love this!so nice to know I am not alone.Flower is "mommy's little f*cker" and Maddie is "mommies little b*tchmister",all said lovingly!!our new neighbor asked my SO why I was mean to my dogs calling them those mean names!!he just laughed and told her it was said with love and they come running when I say it.
 

angelbears

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We are not very PC around here. Our little ACD is deaf and we call her, HUH! We took a stray cat in recently and named it snack( just in case it didn't work out!)
 

DennasMom

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Not sure this fits with every one else's "accidental" commands, since I'm not sure how accidental it was the first time... I think it just happened with our last dog, and when a friend commented on it ("I've never known a dog that knew what "other side" meant"), I actually paid attention this time, and it really does work...

When walking down the street, if Denna goes on the wrong side of a light pole, I stop and say "other side"... she comes back and goes around the pole the other way. Most of the time, I preempt the "other side" with a "this side" - when I say "this side", she often makes a right-turn to stay on the side-walk side of the poles. She's very good at staying on my side of the poles now, so we can keep walking. :)

When the friend made the comment - our older dog was tied up to a tree and kept shortening his rope going around it. When he started to come at me on the short-end, I told him to go to the "other side" and he immediately backed up and went to the other side of the tree - untangling his rope, and getting enough length to be able to reach me. :)

A cat named "snack"... perfect. LOL!
 

Rugers-Kris

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It is funny what they can learn and the accidental stuff they pick up that you never intended. Ruger has been an eye opening experience. He is TOO smart for his own good but I wouldn't trade him for anything. I realize that I am absolutely crazy to be searching for another one. LOL
 

alwcm4

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If you shake your fist at Boone and say "I'm gonna punch you" he growls and barks at you. It's hilariously distubing to people who don't know him. It's completely all in fun, but he's always been VERY vocal and he's been so easy to teach to 'bite nice', so he's always got his mouth on teeth on you (but never never too hard). He's one I can give a certain look at to and set off his incessant growling and barking. It drives Brinkley crazy :)