Your most embarrassing moment...

[LauraR]

Good one NYDDB!

Okay, I have another one but it doesn't involve me, it involves the same boyfriend that lit my pants on fire.
We had just got done getting busy and being on the second floor, he didn't really think anything about walking naked into the kitchen for a drink. On his way out, he stops dead in his tracks puts his hand on his hip and just waves in the direction of the sliding glass door. Then he struts his way out of view of the window and then bolts back into the bedroom laughing hysterically. Apparently the apartment management were showing the unit across from us to a group of college age guys and they ALL saw him, so he decided to play it off like it was no big deal. Needless to say, they did not end up renting the apartment across from us.

 

[bella]

OK my worst 2 moments are as follows.....
I was 16 and wanted to leave the house with my boyfriend at the time, and it was way past my curfew. So I decide to ask my mom since she had been in bed for hours and I'm thinking she won't really wake up, just do the half awake half asleep nod, and if she asked later I could say she agreed and that would be that. {in my dreams anyway!} So I go walking in her room thinking her and my stepdad would be sleeping...... NOPE, they were def NOT sleeping!!!! And what was really bad was that it wasn't like an under the covers missionary thing either! It was ALL exposed and def not a position that I would have ever thought my quiet shy modest mother would even know EXISTED!!!! So I turn back around and slam the door and my normally quiet mother that I had never heard say a curse word starts screaming at me through the door about f#king knocking and being a f#king idiot and well thats when I just started tuning her out and my BF starts rolling on the ground laughing so hard realizing what had happened and was NO help what so ever! I just told her I was leaving and left the house, only time i ever got away with leaving past curfew. And now my eyes are burning just from thinking about the whole thing again!!!!
And that was the only moment I had ever wanted to crawl under the floor and die from embarrassment UNTIL the same thing happened with me and my hubby by our 3 year old daughter!! We had to replace the door on our bedroom a few years back when this happened so we had no door on the room at the time. She had a baby gate up to keep her in her room and had been in bed for a few hours so we thought that all was well and went to bed and well we started going at it, no blanket no clothes nothing. So we are right in the middle of 'things' and we hear our daughter clear her throat and ask us "What you doing?" all sassy toned. We started rolling for the blanket while trying to grab clothes all at once, and she walks over and props her sassy little chin on the bed and ask again "What you doing?" and my husband responds that mommy and daddy were play wrestling.... she proceeds to 'get on to us' for wrestling naked and telling us that you are not suppose to wrestle naked!! And while we are still trying to get clothing back on under the cover she launches into a lecture on clothing and when to NOT be NAKED!! Luckily she was young enough that she does not remember it at all, just the hubby and I do and so we ALWAYS lock the door and if we can't lock the door then we just go to sleep!

 

[LauraR]

So we are right in the middle of 'things' and we hear our daughter clear her throat and ask us "What you doing?" all sassy toned. We started rolling for the blanket while trying to grab clothes all at once, and she walks over and props her sassy little chin on the bed and ask again "What you doing?" and my husband responds that mommy and daddy were play wrestling.... she proceeds to 'get on to us' for wrestling naked and telling us that you are not suppose to wrestle naked!! And while we are still trying to get clothing back on under the cover she launches into a lecture on clothing and when to NOT be NAKED!! Luckily she was young enough that she does not remember it at all, just the hubby and I do and so we ALWAYS lock the door and if we can't lock the door then we just go to sleep!

This is in my top 10 fears as a parent.
Fortunately it hasn't happened yet. Unfortunately it probably will some day and if I had to pick, I would much rather have it happen when they are young enough to forget than old enough to be scarred for life.

 

[cwayaustx]

This is at least an "R" rating, but I'll try to make it "PG...."

Several years ago I was with my boyfriend in the kitchen of my first floor apartment, saying good night to him. I was leaning against the butcher block counter, and he was holding me, very close. Well, one thing led to another...and we soon had stripped off most of our clothes and were full-on into a fast and furious quickie, using the counter in all kinds of creative ways.

As soon as we were "finished", we heard a loud cheer and clapping coming from outside my window in the front room. The window (street level) was in direct view straight to the kitchen where we were standing, still breathing heavy and with half our clothes on the floor. Apparently a small crowd had gathered and watched the whole show. I almost died. My boyfriend just laughed it off...

your boyfriend for the motha fucking win.... like he didnt know everyone could see.. hahahah this is way better than any shitting story!! you win

 

[chuckorlando]

Oh I got ths trumped.... When I was 13 or 14 I was on the phone with a girl. Had my home girl sitting on the floor between my legs. I was flicking the lighter like your boy friend. My home girl was black and I assume had the jackson grease going on. It caught the back of her heair and poof. ft tall flam. I swear, I hit her with that phone in the back of the head 10 times till the fire was out. And she had no idea it was even on fire. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Him and I are standing on my apartment balcony smoking, he has one of those cheapo lighters that you can make sound like you're lighting them without actually producing flame. He kept teasing me like he was going to burn me with it and I jumped every time. Well I was wearing cut off shorts and the LAST time he did it, he accidentally created a flame. The fray is apparently very flammable and my shorts caught on fire. I'm not talking small flame, we're talking blaze. Out of instinct I take them off and throw them over the edge(parking lot so no risk of causing more fire). Then I realized that I was making so much noise screaming and swearing that now everyone was outside looking to see what was wrong. All they see is my burning shorts down below and my naked lower half just hanging out on my balcony. Good times, good times.

 

[LauraR]

Once I was at a family get together with my husbands(now ex-husband) family and entire extended family. Connor was only about 3 months old and I was just exhausted. Connor was hungry and I was pretty tired so I decided to go lay down in their guest bedroom to feed him(which was being used by his Aunt). While I was feeding him I fell asleep and woke up at the exact same time where my (ex)husband walked in with about 5 male members of his family to come get Connor. Well apparently Connor stopped eating a while ago, so here I am boob exposed laying in a giant puddle of breast milk. Not only did I expose myself to all of them, but I then had to explain to everyone why I was changing the sheets on the bed. I was pretty mortified.

 

[NeSaxena]

What a thread! I'm gonna have to keep coming back more regularly

 

[angelbears]

Daughter walking in on a threesome.

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

Details!!!

 

[angelbears]

Sorry, can't seem to get into the storytelling mood today. Although, we are very very open with her, I have never had the balls to ask if she remembers. It would kill me if she said yes. BTW, she's 24, so it's not like she's a kid anymore. LOL

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

Have you fallen out with me AB?

 

[angelbears]

Oh hell, NO! You're still my number one. I have to be in the mood to write and it just isn't here today.

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

I hear ya chic, I hear ya. Love you too.

 

[northernmastiff]

Hmmm, I don't have any really embarrassing stories, I usually just suck it up and get on with things. A lot of funny stories though.

When I was getting married I had a bridesmaid's lunch before the big day, just a relax and not worry day. Anyway, when we were there, my mom surprised me with a bunch of gifts. We were at this really fancy restaurant on the patio and all the gifts were sex themed. Thankfully most of it was lingerie but she had me stand up and hold each piece up to display to the whole table...and the whole freaking patio. I was a pretty shade of pink for most of the lunch but I was so used to my mom that I didn't let it get to me too much. That was until the guys sitting at the table across the way came over and started pawing through the gifts murmuring about how lucky my fiance was and my mom got so excited that she had me "model" the clothes all over again.

My mom has always been a bit free and I just sort of stopped getting embarrassed about that type of things. I think the breaking point for me was when I was 13. I was having a sleep over, my mom and her husband (boyfriend at the time), went into the bedroom so we could have the living room to ourselves...10 minutes later, all we could hear was, "Ohhh, ohhh" and "Ohhhh, BREENNDDDIIIII" (His nickname for my mom). I did want the floor to swallow me as my friends looked at me in horror and asked me if they were really having sex. I tried to laugh it off and said, "Yeah, and watch this. After their done, he will come out and ask us if we want to order pizza."

And sure enough...an hour later...he came out and asked if we wanted a pizza. I could have died and I was ready to have my friends leave. So yeah, after that, very little embarrasses me.

 

[Jerilyn]

I was paying a bill at a drip off point ,my husband droped be by the door as i walked out i was reading the bill receipt and got in to some one eleses car. I looked up and almost died!

 

[Mooshi's Mummy]

hahahaha!

 

[AKBull]

Another.
When I first rented my apartment.
There are 3 styles of apartment buildings on my street. Well, the day prior to this day I had put down my deposit and gotten my keys. Now I'm ready to start moving stuff in. I park the moving van out front, go in the building and attempt to open the door. The damn locks have been changed!!.. No worries, I know how to do the ID break in trick. (Thank god not that well), after a few minutes of wedging the ID in there and yanking the door back and forth, the door unlocked... And opened... And a very VERY stoned girl and her rather large pitbull peeked out, "can I help you?". Uhhh, uh... Is this building 701? "No". Okay, sorry...
Yeah. I live 2 buildings down.

 

[cwayaustx]

Was she the only stoned one AK?

 

[AKBull]

Was she the only stoned one AK?

At the time, yes.

 

[cwayaustx]

Lmao