Your days laugh

[ruthcatrin]

Found on Facebook:

At local shop buying a bag of Bakers Choice for my dog, while in the queue a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ???

So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Bakers Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodle's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone else. Share and make someone else smile today.....

 

[raechiemay]

Hahahaha that's great! Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy....here's your sign!

 

[Smokeycat]

I read this last year. Loved it then. Love it now.

 

[musicdeb]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[masteneo]

reminds me of an old lady ease dropping on me and a friend in the grocery store. i noticed her listening to us as we talked about the dog food we fed our pups. I then added that this new dog food should fatten the pup up so later if things did go really bad, i could make a nice roast that should feed a few people a few days. Poor thing was really listening now. So then i added that i woould only do that as a last resort. My friend replied that we should probably eat his dog 1st, as it had no true guard dog function . I agreed . Ole Girl was burning up trying not to look at us. So I then added , " well you know we could just catch the neighbours kids and eat them. that would help alot and keep from killing the dogs right away. At that she spun around with big o flying saucer eyes. We started laughing . then she realized we had been messing with her, at wich she began to laugh hey old fanny off. It was great. Never will forget it. Just a warning though , It becomes kinda a habitual behaviour in public places. Have fun gang.

 

[Aplatitsin]

Lol

 

[AKBull]

Seen this one before, funny!

 

[ruthcatrin]

I've seen it a couple times too, and it always tickles my funny bone so I had to share.