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Pics to put a smile on your face

ripnlee

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hehehe....I can relate to this
 

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Smokeycat

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NYDDB

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you*re here.* He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.* Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?* he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep*, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I*m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.* The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?*
‘I'm Moses.* replied the bird. ‘Moses?* the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?*
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.*
 

musicdeb

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you*re here.* He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.* Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?* he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep*, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I*m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.* The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?*
‘I'm Moses.* replied the bird. ‘Moses?* the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?*
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.*
hahahahahahaha
 

NYDDB

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[video=youtube;ZqL5ZNidfVY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqL5ZNidfVY[/video]

There is a fountain similar to this one (only in a circle instead of square) near the piers, and Mateo is dying to get in there and play...

But, sadly, they rope it off-- no dogs, or people, allowed. Big spoil-sports. :(
 

dpenning

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There is a fountain similar to this one (only in a circle instead of square) near the piers, and Mateo is dying to get in there and play...

But, sadly, they rope it off-- no dogs, or people, allowed. Big spoil-sports. :(
I bet Mateo could make it under the ropes. Who Is gonna try ad grab him? ;)
 

NYDDB

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Damn, now I want a video of Mateo playing in the fountain lol

So do I!!!!

I bet Mateo could make it under the ropes. Who Is gonna try ad grab him? ;)

Haha, well, this is probably how it would go down: the big tough security guard would not go near Mateo, but instead write me up a very hefty ticket...and then tell me to go get him out of the water.

And he would not be smiling... :rolleyes:
 

NYDDB

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[video=youtube_share;V46ebqiAWm8]http://youtu.be/V46ebqiAWm8[/video]

Hahaha! That reminds me of my last dog (Lab). One day he switched up the game of fetch-- he climbed up on a huge rock, ball in mouth, and dropped it. I found it, tossed it back up to him (he usually caught it in his mouth.) Then, while watching me the whole time, dropped it and let it roll down the rock...where I went to fetch it. Tossed it back up to him, caught it, then dropped it again....repeat, repeat, repeat.

It was kind of funny, though. ;)