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Marry, lay or kill for the "men"

ravendarat

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Re: Marry, lay or kill for the "men"

See, this one is easy. I am a woman but if I had to choose to lay kill or marry those three it would be:

Marry Betty White...she's loaded and she is getting up there so I am sure I would be a widow sooner rather than later.
Lay Gaga
And kill Fran

The one for girls is too hard because you want to say none of the above.

This is exactly the way I look at it too, Betty is gonna get you paid in the end, Im sleeping with Lady Gaga based on the fact that I REALLY wanna kill Fran.
 

Gunny

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Re: Marry, lay or kill for the "men"

Marry Gaga, Lay Fran, kill Betty. I'm a guy, I need certain things Betty ain't gonna deliver. Can't live with Fran cuz that voice would make me kill her and I've already killed one. That leaves Gaga to marry, and in case some of you live in a cave, she's got a few $ as well. Plus she seems like she'd be a freak in the bed. ;)