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A-hole neighbors

Th0r

Well-Known Member
You need something like a traffic camera that flashes when your bell is pressed!

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DMikeM

Well-Known Member
Do it right the first time.
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Personally I would set up an electric fence wire behind the bushes. When they get shocked they might start learning but again they might think the game is on no matter what you do. Maybe a bear trap would be best. Don't forget to post a no trespassing sign up on the wall just above the trap though. ;)
 

DMikeM

Well-Known Member
Me? I can't really divulge that information. Except for guy that got a busted lip and black eye 2 days ago for throwing ant bait traps over my fence. I wire tripped him outside of my yard and his wallet fell out of his pocket so I was able to find him and "DISCUSS" my terms.

So , how many kids have you shocked, trapped, tripped or hosed hahahahahaha any victims yet?
 

glen

Super Moderator
Staff member
Me? I can't really divulge that information. Except for guy that got a busted lip and black eye 2 days ago for throwing ant bait traps over my fence. I wire tripped him outside of my yard and his wallet fell out of his pocket so I was able to find him and "DISCUSS" my terms.
We find this is the best way to discuss terms they always seem to agree with us lol
 

QY10

Well-Known Member
Re: Asshole neighbors

This is why we live in the countryside isolation is best for us lol.

AGREED! My household does not play well with others.

I would have a little chat with these kids... Ask them, "Do you know what happened to last kids that came onto my property?" when they say, "no" then respond with, "Neither do the cops..."
 

CeeCee

Well-Known Member
Get some industrial glue boards , the kind you use to catch rodents and make a big enough to look like a matt and place it so it is immovable infront of the doorbell, see how many kids you can catch or at least see how many pairs of shoes you can collect hahahahaha

I'm liking human fly paper. If you're dogs are like mine, Zeek will rear up on his hind legs, punch the door, and let out an earth rumbling growl when someone steps on the stoop. The kids will have wet themselves 5 times over by the time you get home!
 

glen

Super Moderator
Staff member
put up a sign that our friend put up on our fence(he thought he was funny)never mind the dogs BEWARE OF THE OWNERS.
 

Wilrob

Active Member
Seriously try to electrify the door bell, let the little brats get a good shock and it will be the last time they try it