My husband wants a hooker....

[dpenning]

My husband wants a hooker….

for my male pom. I yelled at Rascal (male pom) for humping his sister Daisy (EM). Of course she was oblivious and didn't even know he was back there but my husband feels sorry that we are always yelling at the boy. He said "Isn't there some where we could get him a hooker for the weekend?" :lolbangtable::lolbangtable::lolbangtable:

 

[raechiemay]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Is rascal ready to accept the responsibility of possibly being a father?

 

[raechiemay]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

They should make dog condoms so he can protect himself! LOL

 

[irina]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

They should make dog condoms so he can protect himself! LOL

they do make those, sort of... They are used for collecting and artificial insemination.

 

[raechiemay]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Oh my gosh lol!!! Rascal you better use protection!!

 

[musicdeb]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

That's hilarious, Dawn!

 

[voidecho]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Have your hubby talk to AK. I'm sure AK can tell him where to find a hooker.

inb4AKmentionsmywife

 

[Bailey's Mom]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

:thinking:"Pom" as in Pomeranian? "EM" as in English Mastiff? :dirtymind: Your Pom has high hopes, both literally and figuratively. Perhaps a nice stuffed animal...Pom-sized.

 

[DennasMom]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Do they make blow-up doggie-dolls??

Our first dog had a favorite pillow...

 

[musicdeb]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Do they make blow-up doggie-dolls??

Our first dog had a favorite pillow...

hahahahahahahaha

 

[DMikeM]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Go the safe way,

 

[Bailey's Mom]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

DMikeM, you're obviously still awake and your mind is in the gutter. Good job.

 

[DMikeM]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Yep!

 

[musicdeb]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

Go the safe way,

hahahahahahaha

 

[dpenning]

Re: My husband wants a hooker….

LMAO! I knew this place would not disappoint. He is fixed so figures he can hump with abandon..... he knows his sister is clean....He doesn't aim at all, high or otherwise but yes, there is a little size issue going on, he has had stuffed animals around but has never humped them, LOVE the doll but I'm pretty sure this is more showing his sister who is "in charge" of course she doesn't usually know he is there. I think it frustrates hubs more than Rascal.