Dogs are so gross!

[Hector]

Wow, now I don't feel so disgusted about my dogs!! Great stories. They gave me a good laugh out of disgust.

 

[JamieHalverson]

Ok, so after the story of eating human vomit I remembered this story. I'm still thankful I wasn't there to witness it and you all will be too... My boyfriend, Jake, frequently takes Yogi with him to play disc golf. Jake and his friends saw a pile of what they were pretty sure was human excrement on the course, like wtf? So they were sufficiently disgusted and then they all moved on. At the next hole Jake let Yogi off his leash to play for a bit (it's a huge course with no roads or anything nearby) Yogi, however, was not interested in playing, he was interested in the human shit across the course... he made a beeline right for it and, yep, ate it. He came back to the guys and Jake had to leave in the middle of the game because no one could stand to be around Yogi. He will forever be known among that group of friends as the shit eating dog... Jeez, I had forgotten all about that.

 

[NYDDB]

Oh, that reminds me... again, Luke the Labrador, used to find the rare pile of human feces, usually under a bush in the park, and help himself. There is nothing, I mean nothing, as foul as the smell of that on your dog's breath....

 

[Hector]

Ok, so after the story of eating human vomit I remembered this story. I'm still thankful I wasn't there to witness it and you all will be too... My boyfriend, Jake, frequently takes Yogi with him to play disc golf. Jake and his friends saw a pile of what they were pretty sure was human excrement on the course, like wtf? So they were sufficiently disgusted and then they all moved on. At the next hole Jake let Yogi off his leash to play for a bit (it's a huge course with no roads or anything nearby) Yogi, however, was not interested in playing, he was interested in the human shit across the course... he made a beeline right for it and, yep, ate it. He came back to the guys and Jake had to leave in the middle of the game because no one could stand to be around Yogi. He will forever be known among that group of friends as the shit eating dog... Jeez, I had forgotten all about that.

Human shit eating dogs...hmm can't decide which type of dogs are more gross, this or the menstrual waste eating ones...

 

[Hector]

Oh, that reminds me... again, Luke the Labrador, used to find the rare pile of human feces, usually under a bush in the park, and help himself. There is nothing, I mean nothing, as foul as the smell of that on your dog's breath....

I thought of something to add to the gross factor. Imagine if the dog rolled in it before eating it...

 

[NYDDB]

I thought of something to add to the gross factor. Imagine if the dog rolled in it before eating it...

Oh, man....I'm getting ill just thinking about that. You win the gross factor visual...

 

[JamieHalverson]

I thought of something to add to the gross factor. Imagine if the dog rolled in it before eating it...

I'm doing the internet chat version of sticking my fingers in my ears and going "LALALALAALALLALALALALALLALALALA!

 

[EverythingEnglishMastiff]

LMFAO yall are too much. Just think about that every time they lick you in the face!

 

[cj-sharpy]

An old dog of ours growing up was Sally. A horrible little JRT. She too had a thing for female underwear. Being only young at the time I didn't think it was that gross until it was explained to me WHY she liked only female underwear.
Hearing my mother say "secretions" nearly made me vomit.
I remember trying Max in fish. He had zero interest in eating any sort of fish and would hide it about the house so I thought he had eaten it and only my sense of smell would tell me otherwise a few days later.
He did once show a LOT of interest in a bush once and I found him eating a pile of pet fish. I assume the owner had messed up with his aquarium and had simy tossed the corpses over his back fence.
So it seems Max did like fish but only pretty little tropical ones.

Last gross story was all my own doing.
Max would get a raw beef spine as his treat. Lots of meat and kept him going for ages.
Well during the summer the flies loved it. I decided that it was best kept in the conservatory where the flies could get at it. After a few days u come home and see rice crispys all over the rug. Turns out the flies had already been at the bone when I brought it in and my rug was now infested with thousands of maggots.
I spent half a day vacuuming them all out and pouring boiling bleach on the rug to make sure I got them all.
To this day if I see a tiny bit of fluff on that rug I panic.

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[EverythingEnglishMastiff]

Rice krispies lol...

 

[Hector]

An old dog of ours growing up was Sally. A horrible little JRT. She too had a thing for female underwear. Being only young at the time I didn't think it was that gross until it was explained to me WHY she liked only female underwear. Hearing my mother say "secretions" nearly made me vomit. I remember trying Max in fish. He had zero interest in eating any sort of fish and would hide it about the house so I thought he had eaten it and only my sense of smell would tell me otherwise a few days later. He did once show a LOT of interest in a bush once and I found him eating a pile of pet fish. I assume the owner had messed up with his aquarium and had simy tossed the corpses over his back fence. So it seems Max did like fish but only pretty little tropical ones. Last gross story was all my own doing. Max would get a raw beef spine as his treat. Lots of meat and kept him going for ages. Well during the summer the flies loved it. I decided that it was best kept in the conservatory where the flies could get at it. After a few days u come home and see rice crispys all over the rug. Turns out the flies had already been at the bone when I brought it in and my rug was now infested with thousands of maggots. I spent half a day vacuuming them all out and pouring boiling bleach on the rug to make sure I got them all. To this day if I see a tiny bit of fluff on that rug I panic. Sent from my SM-A300FU using Tapatalk

Omg, I so forgot about the maggot story!! IMO that is by far the worse, enough to give you nightmares and ruin you for life lol.

 

[Yamizuma]

This thread is so gross...but soooo funny...but so gross!!!! So happy I found it on Halloween!


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[Bailey's Mom]

Oh, Hell's Bells...let's go back to worms. We received our precious Bailey from a BYB who, for all his faults, was a loving man, but financially embarrassed. So, he had not finished worm treating our dear Bailey. OMG, when she was only home a few weeks, she had an event in the back yard, and I came to her rescue after hearing her whining. There she was hunched over trying to poo with these great long tendrils of worms...very like thick spaghetti hanging out of her butt and she was crawling all over the yard begging for help. I ran to help her, disgusted by what I saw, but...oh, my poor baby! I grabbed a chunk of paper towel and took hold of the mess, pulling them out of her ass. Dear God...I was so grossed out, but my baby needed me. Needless to say, a visit to the vet...ID'd the mess...and more worm treatment. I haven't talked to the breeder since. I was so grossed out. I felt VIOLATED!. I've never heard my girl cry like that since. She's so precious...such a beauty...WORMS! YUCK, HORRIBLE!

 

[Bailey's Mom]

Oh, one more story. My old dog Che was out playing in the field that surrounded our property, and the beagle was out there too trying to catch that darned ground hog (hopeless cause.) It was a very chilly November, and Che found a pile of rotting flesh behind a fence. He had very thick collie like hair, with a double full ruff around his neck. Yep, he rolled in the putrid mess. From 20 feet, Che was an offence to the nostrils. We couldn't consider taking him in the house to the bathtub, we had to hose him down in the minus temps with an outside hose. YIKES! Even after the cold water bath, he stank....Oh, such a stench. WHAT GIVES? WHY DO DOGS LIKE THAT SMELL. I've talked to a lot of people and they tell me similar tales. The smellier, the more disgusting, the grosser....they go for it and roll in it. Dog's are disgusting (but addictive!)

 

[Hector]

Oh, Hell's Bells...let's go back to worms. We received our precious Bailey from a BYB who, for all his faults, was a loving man, but financially embarrassed. So, he had not finished worm treating our dear Bailey. OMG, when she was only home a few weeks, she had an event in the back yard, and I came to her rescue after hearing her whining. There she was hunched over trying to poo with these great long tendrils of worms...very like thick spaghetti hanging out of her butt and she was crawling all over the yard begging for help. I ran to help her, disgusted by what I saw, but...oh, my poor baby! I grabbed a chunk of paper towel and took hold of the mess, pulling them out of her ass. Dear God...I was so grossed out, but my baby needed me. Needless to say, a visit to the vet...ID'd the mess...and more worm treatment. I haven't talked to the breeder since. I was so grossed out. I felt VIOLATED!. I've never heard my girl cry like that since. She's so precious...such a beauty...WORMS! YUCK, HORRIBLE!

WORMS are horrible!!!! I was so sick when I saw that worm, so damn sick, but like you said they needed us. I'm glad screaming is not the first thing I do when I get scared.

 

[Hector]

Oh, one more story. My old dog Che was out playing in the field that surrounded our property, and the beagle was out there too trying to catch that darned ground hog (hopeless cause.) It was a very chilly November, and Che found a pile of rotting flesh behind a fence. He had very thick collie like hair, with a double full ruff around his neck. Yep, he rolled in the putrid mess. From 20 feet, Che was an offence to the nostrils. We couldn't consider taking him in the house to the bathtub, we had to hose him down in the minus temps with an outside hose. YIKES! Even after the cold water bath, he stank....Oh, such a stench. WHAT GIVES? WHY DO DOGS LIKE THAT SMELL. I've talked to a lot of people and they tell me similar tales. The smellier, the more disgusting, the grosser....they go for it and roll in it. Dog's are disgusting (but addictive!)

Maybe it's like perfume to them.

 

[EverythingEnglishMastiff]

It must be. One of my first jobs on the farm was hauling off the dead cows to "the pit". Bloated stinking nasty messes. Dogs love that kind of stuff. Good stories so far. This is becoming almost as entertaining as the old meme's thread used to be, before "the change".

 

[Hector]

I just remembered another story. One night I was watching Netflix on the couch. I have blankets on the same couch because Hector lays on it. Once in awhile when I get cold, I like to use some of the blanket to cover up. Well one night, Hector kept trying to lick his butt, so I thought well maybe he just had an itch or farts. I pull the blanket up to my face and rub my nose. Well guess what - I smell the smell of shit. I'm like you have to be kidding me. Now, something doesn't smell like shit unless there's shit on it right, especially when we are talking about dogs? So...blanket goes in washer and Hector's butt gets wiped and he was not allowed on the couch until I got over how disgusted I was with him lol.======Another story about him. One day we came home and apparently one of the wild caught fishies decided to make an attempt to escape captivity and jumped out of the tank. My bf later found Hector playing with something. He took it from him and saw that it was one of his fishes. Well, the fish was still intact other than its guts. Yup - the guts were gone....

 

[Boxergirl]

I have another one. Oliver (Roy) is my megaesophagus boy. He eats ground up food mixed with canned and water so it goes down easier with gravity. Sometimes that makes for soft stools. Soft stools mean anal gland issues. So one night we were all sleeping, the dog up by my head, when I hear Roy licking himself. I go to move him so I didn't have to hear his mouth noises and something wet gets on my arm. Hell, I'm not thinking at 2am. I promptly lean down to sniff it and put my nose in anal gland juice. OMG, it was so disgusting. Why did I do that? So not only did I have to wash myself, but I had to make DH get up so I could strip the bed. Horrible. Just horrible.

 

[Hector]

I have another one. Oliver (Roy) is my megaesophagus boy. He eats ground up food mixed with canned and water so it goes down easier with gravity. Sometimes that makes for soft stools. Soft stools mean anal gland issues. So one night we were all sleeping, the dog up by my head, when I hear Roy licking himself. I go to move him so I didn't have to hear his mouth noises and something wet gets on my arm. Hell, I'm not thinking at 2am. I promptly lean down to sniff it and put my nose in anal gland juice. OMG, it was so disgusting. Why did I do that? So not only did I have to wash myself, but I had to make DH get up so I could strip the bed. Horrible. Just horrible.

OMG why did you do that!!!!!!!???????????? lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is horrible, but so funny!!!! You win. That is why dogs are not allowed on the bed!!! Just can't. Btw, is he better these days?