Letter to Husband

[ruby55]

Letter to Husband My darling husband,before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

[Sabrina]

bummer no picture

 

[AKBull]

Women, sheesh.

 

[MackTruck]

haha great picture!

 

[chuckorlando]

There would be hell to pay. HAHAHAHAHA. Poor truck. Why in the hell is the wife driving a truck while the "man" a euro import? Theres where the whole problem started right there.

 

[Duetsche_Doggen]

LOL, tell them to put on their makeup at home.

 

[ruby55]

Wow you guys are all to macho for your own good. I can smell the testosterone thru the monitor.

 

[chuckorlando]

Oh my issue aint with a women in a truck. It's with the man not having one. Men should be men. Tall, short, black, white, gay, straight. Men do manly things.

To include having a vehical at least as big as your old ladies. And your wife ALWAYS has the nicer car.

 

[ruby55]

@ chuck: Dude I was born & raised in Detroit Mi. I can probably drive anything with a gas brake & clutch. And I could probably have done a better job of putting that pickup SQUARE on top of that car. And I ALWAYS had the crappier car. The old man used to race. I got the junkmobiles to run the kids around in.

---------- Post added at 11:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:48 PM ----------

Whoa; I just reread my last post. Sorry if I sounded a little bitchy. Didn't mean to; I have a nasty sarcastic sense of humor that jumps out once in awhile.

 

[ruby55]

Whoa; I just reread my last post. Sorry if I sounded a little bitchy. Didn't mean to; I have a nasty sarcastic sense of humor that jumps out once in awhile.

 

[Duetsche_Doggen]

LOL what didn't catch a tone at all. I'm female and I'll badmouth drivers no matter what sex.

 

[Marrowshard]

LOL my husband always had the better car. When it was time to say goodbye to one, he got a newer one and I got either his hand-me-down or a malfunctioning $3k POS. Put my foot down this last time. We replaced his old F150 with an F250 Diesel and my crapper with a nice shiny Jag. Jag or not, however, it still has a mastiff-sized hammock in the back seat and slobber marks on the leather interior
Totally happy with my car, and I don't feel like the family servant so much

~Marrow

 

[chuckorlando]

I actualy found it funny. Not often I get called dude by a female. HAHAHAHAHA. My mom always had the better car, my wife does as well. Hell my quad cab can literally be washed out with a hose. Her jeep tells out side temps and tire pressure hahahahaha. Hell I aint even got power windows or locks.

sarcasam I do very well. Believe me, you ladies keep me rained in. Get me on one of my steel fabrication or buggy sites and it's game on. HAHAHAHA