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hahahahahahahaha! That is hilarious but so true!Percy is now 7 months old. For the last three nights, he is whining at 2am. He goes out. Takes care of business and back to bed. I have to say. I have had goldens, rotts, mutts, yorkies, horses, cats, guinea pigs, fish, geckos and even a piglet or two. Raising these BM puppies is very close to being a full time job.
Crate train, abandon crate, read volumes, join forums, wife asks -- you're more interested in the puppy than me, is the crate big enough, move to a floor bed, don't let him on the big bed, off the couch, don't eat the furniture or my limbs, up at 6am, out for a walk or bathroom, watch too much activity until a year or so, teach them to "sniff" so they walk beside you, change direction (constantly) while on a leash so they don't pull, "sit", "stay", "down", "walk", "speak", "look", "quiet", train spouse to do everything the same way you do, careful with food, how much food, what kind of food, vitamins or not, vitamin C, flax, phosphorus, calcium, chicken allergy, raw, don't give rawhide, watch the cowtails because they'll swallow them whole, antlers break teeth, control food, don't control food, be social but not until all shots, almost a hundred pounds watch the liability, dog training classes weekly, should I go more often, buy a ramp for the car, careful of his hips, welcome home from work-- glad to see you, watch your clothes, bark, jump, bite, "gentle", spouse complains BM bites her in the butt to get attention, child claims BM jumps on him when he is laying on couch and pushes him onto the floor, Yorkie claims he picks her up and carries her around like a plush toy, happy to see you home from work now pay attention to "me", "me", "me", lets go outside, where's the leash, oh its dark scared to cross the street, let me sit and watch this car go by, oh people lets go say "hi" in the pitch dark, why are those people running away, I'm just a brindle puppy, hit the golf course off leash at night, let me run, run, run, oops that is a golf course pond didn't know it wouldn't support my weight, poo is just another golf course hazard right? now I feel good, I think I'll chase you after all it is my castle guarding instinct and you're obviously a threat, wonder if I can knock you down and outrun in a 30 yard race, go inside let's play tug of war, chase me up and down the couches, run through the hallways, work at home at night no way, let show you how the Yorkie taught me to bark, oh its the cat, he'll play with me, 2am whine, whine, whine AND NOW YOU TELL ME IT GETS WORSE AS A TEENAGER........
How much alcohol do you give the pup?ray:
